28 April 2010 @ 10:21 pm
FRIENDS ONLY  
The deal is, basically, that I do not under any circumstances add anyone I know offline. It's nothing personal. I just don't want you to read all about my burning hatred of you. Unfortunately, I'm also a pretty paranoid person, so I've been known not to add people to my friends list because I think that they may be someone from my real life impersonating some random Australian in order to get to read my LJ. That's not to say you absolutely shouldn't add me, but be warned that if I'm the only person on your friends list, and you don't have any entries, and I don't know you, and you don't comment on this post, et cetera, et cetera? Chances are I'll metaphorically slam the door in your face.

(Don't be silly, of course I'm important and interesting enough to warrant this paranoia! Who wouldn't create a fake account just to get to read about my tedious life?)
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Kirsty: robert downey jr[info]dabria on May 14th, 2008 10:41 pm (UTC)
I would so create a fake journal just so I could read yours. Luckily, I don't have to, since we've never met in real life. I am now faced with a dilemma, however. If I meet you, does that mean I can't read your journal anymore? And if so, am I willing to trade getting to know what's going on with you all the time, for a few hours/days/weeks spent in your presence? Oh, how shall I choose?!
Tove[info]finsaur_venusy on May 15th, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
Aw, aren't you the flatterer today! (Or yesterday. I guess. How time flies! See also: I should check my email more often.) I'll just solve your dilemma and let you know that I'll allow you to read my journal even after we meet. I met Jilly last November, and she's still on my flist! She never updates anymore, though, so maybe I'm not on hers. :( Conspiracy theories! JILLY, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?

Random thought: we should go somewhere together. And by 'somewhere', I really mean Paris, or maybe just Racine. TO STALK JILLINGTON. Also, I had a dream where you ran away from home and stayed in my room the other night! It's fate! Kind of! It makes a little bit of sense, right?
PhillyKat[info]phillykat on October 2nd, 2008 05:53 am (UTC)
As I suspected. You really are funny. Paranoids make the funniest people. I should know. I used to swear I had a stalker. I'm still 99.9% sure I did. That .1% leaves room for doubt. You know what they say, "Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't following me."
Tove[info]finsaur_venusy on October 2nd, 2008 05:58 am (UTC)
JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT OUT TO GET YOU. That's one of my favorite quotes! :D

I can't swear that I'm not that one stalker that you used to have never had *cough* buuuut would you mind if I took the liberty of adding you as a friend? I'm batting my eyelashes real seductively over here!
peachblockfan[info]peachblockfan on February 19th, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
Hi, I'm Zach. You know me mostly as "Zach, Eumi's boyfriend".
I don't have any LJ friends and it makes me feel really sad when I post the things Eumi tags me in because they fall on deaf ears and blind eyes. Be my friend, please. Or I'll cry.

--Zach
Tove: Alice[info]finsaur_venusy on March 2nd, 2009 02:17 pm (UTC)
Zach! (Not even "Zach, Eumi's boyfriend". Just plain Zach!)

As far as I know, I'm not deaf nor blind (although I do wear glasses, so maybe I'm heading there) and I'll gladly lend you both ears and eyes! My exclamation points are beginning to look extremely excessive, but dude, of course I'll be your friend! I've always thought you seem like a real rad person, judging from your comments in Eumi's journal. *adds! <3*

(Don't cry. You'll make me cry, too, and then Conson will start crying, and then we'll have a crying epidemic on our hands. And it will be all. your. fault. Think about it. :P)
peachblockfan[info]peachblockfan on March 2nd, 2009 05:58 pm (UTC)
Okay! No crying then. Woo, I'll have another LJ friend (Go look at my profile! Theres like 5 people) I don't know how I'll handle 6
Tove[info]finsaur_venusy on March 3rd, 2009 08:02 am (UTC)
Six people. Well, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, Zach, but you'll never have a moment to yourself ever again.
luna lovegood[info]luna_lovegood21 on September 23rd, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
formerly alovablemess.

i miss you. <3

would you add my new journal, please?
Tove[info]finsaur_venusy on September 23rd, 2009 10:01 pm (UTC)
Sure!