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(couple enters elevator, making out and groping each other as they enter)
Meathead boyfriend to semi-attractive girlfriend: Are they going to make me sign out and then sign in when we get back?
Semi-attractive girlfriend: I'm not sure, I think probably.
Meathead boyfriend: Well, if it helps keep you safe...
Semi-attractive girlfriend: Speaking of safe, I think I have another stalker. But this time, he's 6'3", 230 pounds, and a fireman.

--Columbia Dorm

Overheard by: Z

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Ralph wasn’t sure what happened to the Christmas tree, but he was sure that somehow he was still going to get blamed…

musta bin doin sum tree climbing again.

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We r adding favorite buttons 2 sum classic lolz, so u can favorite dem!

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50-something ghetto woman: So like when I was younger, I was totally infatuated with my father's brother.
Ghetto friend: Amen!

--Allerton Ave, Bronx

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Old man: I know, I know, that man is a crook.
Older Russian man: A crook! I wish him to die.
Old man: Well, I don't wish death on anyone.
Older Russian man: Bah! I wish you to die. (walks off)

--113th & Broadway

Because.
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Not AS original as I might wish, but hey - at least I riffed on a classic.
That counts, right?
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Man to son: Ya like that cheesecake?
Son: Uh-huh, it's good.
Man: Go to school, get good grades, get a good job, you can have cheesecake like that whenever you want.

--Dinner near Brooklyn Tech

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Ceiling Cat is always watching you… even when you’re at the store or gas station. He’s just making sure you’re buying enough catnip and cheezburgers for your kitteh.

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Man: I got beat up a lot in high school. It made me a better person.

--College of Staten Island

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Little boy: You best lay the smackdown on that hoe!

--Times Square

Student: I don't get why everyone is making such a big deal about Chris Brown hitting Rihanna, it's not like he's the first man to ever hit a girl. Get over it, world!

--Manhattan College, Riverdale, The Bronx

Overheard by: Stephen

Girl on cell outside beauty salon: If I didn't have things to do tonight, I would totally just slap the crap out of that girl. Seriously.

--Brooklyn

Overheard by: maybe tomorrow, then?

Woman on cell: I went through this with my daughter this morning. (pause) Yeah, okay, you can hit me, but you can't hit anybody else.

--Cookshop Restaurant

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HAI MOM!!!

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White teenage boy to black teenage boy: She thinks I am a rapist or something.
(black teenage boy giggles) Which I am cool with, you know what I mean?

--Bay Ridge Ave & 4th Ave

Brunette Guido girl: Ohmigosh, you would love this girl, she's like, the only cool blonde person. This one time she was just like "Dude, can we just do the peace-and-love thing? Cause, I don't know how to fight."

--LIRR

Overheard by: whaaasgood

Fashion intern: I had swine flu last year, before it was cool.

--Cafeteria, Hearst Tower

Overheard by: interns are our future

Bike rider on phone, walking with girlfriend: I don't have his number, but you can call Tom* and go down there. Those guys are pretty cool. You can just go down there and give them a prostate massage.

--Riverside Park

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Some cats reap what they sow but this cat sews what she rips

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