(couple enters elevator, making out and groping each other as they enter)
Meathead boyfriend to semi-attractive girlfriend: Are they going to make me sign out and then sign in when we get back?
Semi-attractive girlfriend: I'm not sure, I think probably.
Meathead boyfriend: Well, if it helps keep you safe...
Semi-attractive girlfriend: Speaking of safe, I think I have another stalker. But this time, he's 6'3", 230 pounds, and a fireman.
--Columbia Dorm
Overheard by: Z

Ralph wasn’t sure what happened to the Christmas tree, but he was sure that somehow he was still going to get blamed…
musta bin doin sum tree climbing again.
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50-something ghetto woman: So like when I was younger, I was totally infatuated with my father's brother.
Ghetto friend: Amen!
--Allerton Ave, Bronx
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Old man: I know, I know, that man is a crook.
Older Russian man: A crook! I wish him to die.
Old man: Well, I don't wish death on anyone.
Older Russian man: Bah! I wish you to die. (walks off)
--113th & Broadway
Because.
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Not AS original as I might wish, but hey - at least I riffed on a classic.
That counts, right?
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Man to son: Ya like that cheesecake?
Son: Uh-huh, it's good.
Man: Go to school, get good grades, get a good job, you can have cheesecake like that whenever you want.
--Dinner near Brooklyn Tech
Overheard by: taylor Morgan
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Ceiling Cat is always watching you… even when you’re at the store or gas station. He’s just making sure you’re buying enough catnip and cheezburgers for your kitteh.

First, the cover. I couldn't find a photo of it anywhere, but no-one is missing much. Kimberley looks like an evil clown & just as iffy about the Eight jacket she is trying on as I am. There is a big deal made in this book & also The Best Friend Game about how the Eights always dress the same, but the two girls on the cover, who are both smiling at Kimberley & who I'm guessing are both Eights, are not dressed alike at all.
This is when the books started being written in one person's POV, so we get Kimberley this time. Whoo. She was always my least favourite Unicorn.
( It's really not that hard to be cooler than the Unicorns )
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Man: I got beat up a lot in high school. It made me a better person.
--College of Staten Island
Overheard by: Incredibly Amused
Little boy: You best lay the smackdown on that hoe!
--Times Square
Student: I don't get why everyone is making such a big deal about Chris Brown hitting Rihanna, it's not like he's the first man to ever hit a girl. Get over it, world!
--Manhattan College, Riverdale, The Bronx
Overheard by: Stephen
Girl on cell outside beauty salon: If I didn't have things to do tonight, I would totally just slap the crap out of that girl. Seriously.
--Brooklyn
Overheard by: maybe tomorrow, then?
Woman on cell: I went through this with my daughter this morning. (pause) Yeah, okay, you can hit me, but you can't hit anybody else.
--Cookshop Restaurant
HAI MOM!!!
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White teenage boy to black teenage boy: She thinks I am a rapist or something.
(black teenage boy giggles) Which I am cool with, you know what I mean?
--Bay Ridge Ave & 4th Ave
Brunette Guido girl: Ohmigosh, you would love this girl, she's like, the only cool blonde person. This one time she was just like "Dude, can we just do the peace-and-love thing? Cause, I don't know how to fight."
--LIRR
Overheard by: whaaasgood
Fashion intern: I had swine flu last year, before it was cool.
--Cafeteria, Hearst Tower
Overheard by: interns are our future
Bike rider on phone, walking with girlfriend: I don't have his number, but you can call Tom* and go down there. Those guys are pretty cool. You can just go down there and give them a prostate massage.
--Riverside Park

Some cats reap what they sow but this cat sews what she rips
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There has been a lot of talk in this community about how badly SV butchers various issues – drug overdoses, anorexia, stalking, etc. – but I feel pretty confident that this book is the holy grail of Sweet Valley’s “issue books.” It was so bad that I had to put the book aside for over a month before having the courage to pick it up and write this recap.
Oh, and a funny side note: Last summer, I went in this big new/used bookstore (searching for SV books – I’m not ashamed to admit it!) and discovered two copies of this book, plus a few others. Weird thing was, the books were in the “new” section. So I brought this book up to the front to buy and asked the guy about it, since they’re out of print and all, and the employee said that yeah, they are new and that they must not have been sold since they were printed. Which means this book was sitting, unsold, on the shelf since March 1996, just waiting for me to buy it.
( Sweet Valley tackles child abuse! )







