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Man on cell: Yeah man, she is so not anyone that I would be willing to invest years in... I mean I don't want to have to spend my time actually working on it. I figured, hell, I kind of want to wake up next to someone a couple of days a week, so I might as well hang on through the summer. No, she has no idea...

--Columbus & 62nd St

Grad student: They have this symbiotic relationship in which he does all the eating and she does all the drinking.

--Columbia University

Woman to herself: God, I asked you for a good man; not a fucking joke!

--Spring & Hudson

Overheard by: Oscar Gamble

Firefighter to others: It's not that I have anything against commitment; I just like diversity.

--125th St Fairway

Overheard by: Just Shoppint

Man in shorts to another: I wouldn't date a girl with double vision, period.

--Williamsburg

Overheard by: Dr No-Eyes

Businesswoman to hobo: If you get back in the dating scene, I'll kill you.

--Houston & Lafayette

Overheard by: Homeless guy must be hung

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"Skinny-Dipping After Work at the Drive-In"
Debra Nystrom

No moon; the pickup's headlights stare
across the river from the bluff above, where
fields of sunflower heads turn away,
waiting for dawn. It's cold, yelps Amy,
and Brian calls where are you
but she screams no, get away, so
he and Tommy laugh, dive under for
her legs again. In March I skated over
this same place, past Farm Island, leaving
my track lines in the snow hard to imagine
now, and even then the water must
have moved like this beneath me, erasing
bodies' outlines, as if everything touched
everything all the time.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020902.html

Guy wearing a promotional cardboard to another: I think I'm going to treat myself to health insurance next month.

--Broadway & 43rd St

Overheard by: Maria

Woman on phone: My urologist wanted to stick a microscope up my urethra! (pause) No! (pause) Because it's going to hurt!

--Vandam St & 6th Ave

20-something woman on cell: Yeah, the doctor told me not to exfoliate my labia.

--R Train

Overheard by: Note to self....

Bartender: I gotta get sexy for my doctor tomorrow. I'm gonna be like, "doctor, I need you to examine me. I need you to remove my garments." Nah... I'm just playin'. My doctor's cute, though. For real. I'm just gonna show some cleavage or somethin'.

--Jamaica, Queens

Woman on phone: She wants to be a doctor. She likes it when the guts fall out. (pause) No, she wouldn't do that. She's too lazy to be a serial killer.

--Fox Newsroom, 6th & 48th

Overheard by: Newsbunny

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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020901.html

NYU guy to tourist friends: Well, here's Grand Central!

--Broadway & Waverly

Guy on Sidekick to another: I wasn't sure if he was talking about Buffalo or Baltimore! I mean, I don't even know where Buffalo is! Is it a state?

--1 Train

Overheard by: amalthya

Ditzy girl sobbing on cell: You don't understand! They told me I was supposed to go to Penn Station but I just don't know where that is!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: queenofscots

Guy on cell: I don't get it--why go all the way to Ireland if you're not going to go see Stonehenge?

--Costco, Brooklyn

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Is this Times Square?

--85th & 1st

Overheard by: Special K

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Girl to teenage posse: Either the pen was really weak or his butt was really strong.

--Jackson Heights, Queens

Overheard by: Newsbunny doesn't want to know

Crazy guy to self, after average woman walks by: Damn, that was a fine ass, a fine ass, that ass was so fine I'd eat a sandwich out that ass!

--36th & Broadway

Overheard by: Dingleberry

Large grown woman to grown man: I thought you have all sorts of butt magazines...

--34th & 8th

Guy to girl: I like it when you wear jeans, girl! It's like your ass is gift wrapped!

--33rd & 7th

Older woman to younger woman: If your booty deserves the credit, give it the credit!

--Central Park

Overheard by: Hell Yeah Give it the Credit!

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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020899.html

Woman on cell: He was here for ten days and he only touched my boobs twice!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: and my girlfriend would be upset if it were 10 minutes

Old thug passing three fat chicks on their way to a club: Explosion of titties!

--Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn

Hipster barista guy: A boob is just a moisturized bag of skin, seriously!

--Think Coffee

Overheard by: its to early for this conversation

Full-on punk guy: Dude! Shit is so good! I just want someone to squirt tahini all over my tits!

--St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: Dahlia

Girl on phone: Wait! What? No! Well, I do shit a lot. But I don't want to shit my boobs away!

--Times Square

Hi all, I probably should have introduced myself before my first couple of postings yesterday, so forgive me if I do it now, a day too late. I joined this community (and also "all macros" and "dog macros") yesterday. I finally figured out how to use the lolbuilder on the cheezburger.com site a little under two months ago, and since then I have found adding silly captions to pictures more than a little addictive. ;) And it's great to have found somewhere other than my own journal to post some of the pictures I've captioned.

I'm editing this a couple of hours later, because I noticed on my friends page that this post apparently has a lot of empty space at the end.  I don't know where that came from, and when I tried to get rid of it, the bottom came off of the picture I'd embedded. So rather than lose the caption, I left the empty space. 

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http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/2009/11/11.html

forfend: to avert; also, to protect or preserve.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020898.html

Female college student on cell: Sorry, there was an incident. She was eating string cheese, and I told her she looked like a walrus. So she tried to smack me in the face but she couldn't, and I ran into the bathroom. So she tried to hit me with the string cheese, but I was like your string cheese will get all fuzzy. So she smacked me in the face with the cheese.

--Penn Station

Girl on phone: And then I stuck a string cheese in the microwave. Yeah, in the wrapper.

--57th & 7th

Sexy guy, looking at orchestra program description of movement "con brio": Does that mean "with cheese"?

--Camerata Notturna Concert, W. 57th St

Overheard by: Ladle

Older European woman to another: She's fine with the reference to cheese. I mean, she can eat cheese, just not the real kind.

--Union Square

Hipster: So she writes everything down in her cheese diary...

--Bedford & 4th

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020897.html

20-something woman on cell: So I'm like, "Be a man and go in the ladies' room!"

--19th & 7th

Overheard by: tycho anomaly

40-something suit on cell: Why do I have to be the girl?

--University Place & 14th St

Overheard by: rich

Meathead: To the point where the hottest women in Thailand are men. But I mean, no homo or anything.

--Uptown 5 Train

Overheard by: Can't vouch for this

Woman on cell: So yeah, men and women are different. Anyway...

--High Line Park

Overheard by: hudson williams-eynon

Guy, looking at friend's iPhone: Ugh, I really didn't need to see shemale penis today.

--99 Below Restaurant

Overheard by: Calvin SC

"Rift"
Adrienne Rich

I have in my head some images of you:
your face turned awkwardly from the kiss of greeting
the sparkle of your eyes in the dark car, driving
your beautiful fingers reaching for
a glass of water.
                          Also your lip curling
at what displeases you, the sign of closure,
the fending-off, the clouding-over.
                              

Welcome la_dissonance!

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